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Jim 'Hollywood' Baker: Acoustic Guitar, Harmonica, Vocals Only guy in the band with action figurines of himself. (Still has a warehouse full.) |
Theo: Vocals, obscure percussion Turn ons: People who admire her. Turn offs: People who don't turn off their cell phones during Curling tournaments. |
Fred Sebastian: Bass Guitar, Acoustic Guitar, Vocals Occupation: Avon Lady turned Soviet Spy turned Avon Lady (didn't like the travel). |
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Jerry 'Stonewall' Shirley: Electric Guitar, Lead Guitar Jerry did the Hokey Pokey, got himself turned around, and now he doesn't know where he is. |
Dana Baker: Drums, Vocals Dana doesn't leave messages. He leaves warnings. Don't mess with Dana. |
Brian 'Tuner' Hewitt: Electric Guitar, Vocals Some people think he looks more like a Doug. Or even a Rodney. |
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John Onnen: Keyboards, Ganjo, Vocals BATS: Left, THROWS: Left, EATS: Right |
Steve Falaeros: Lead Guitar, Vocals Charitable & selfless, Steve used to do alot with unwed mothers. Was used as a stand-in for the movie "Weekend At Bernies". |
'Motorcycle' Bob Cooney: Sound and Stage Manager Sit back, toss off your shoes, and let Bob tickle the toes of your soul. |