meet the band

Jim 'Hollywood' Baker: Acoustic Guitar, Harmonica, Vocals

Serious and silly, can't get near Play-doh without neurotically molding it into perfect little balls.

 

Theo: Vocals, obscure percussion

She wears no shoe shine, her favorite sport is toe-jam football, and she occasionally forgets to change her mojo filter.

Fred Sebastian: Bass Guitar, Acoustic Guitar, Vocals

Pat Paulson in a non-drousy formula.

Jerry 'Stonewall' Shirley: Electric Guitar, Lead Guitar

Always has to know everyone's favorite kind of cheese.

 

Dana Baker: Drums, Vocals

Wishes he was an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Brian 'Tuner' Hewitt: Electric Guitar, Vocals

Tells everyone, "Some day I will be princess of all the land."

John Onnen: Keyboards, Ganjo, Vocals

Not afraid to let people know about it when they're not wearing sensible shoes.

 

Steve Falaeros: Lead Guitar, Vocals

Finds it offensive when people mess with Sasquatch.

Dustin: Sound and Stage Manager

Currently stalking 2 of the Golden Girls. Not the cute ones.